Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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