How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Nick Cannon

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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