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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Were can you find a bag of meth?

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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