- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

book 'em danno

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

anal seepage

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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