- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

The joke below is absolute shit.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

what do u call a apple a apple

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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