What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Sex vagina. lol.

Guess who is violent. Osama

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Where's my tractor?

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Guess what? Bananas

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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