Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Anti Joke

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