- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Take part of what?

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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