- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Guess who is violent. Osama

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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