- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Call of Duty is a good game.

A dog was barking at a tree

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Who is John Galt?

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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