- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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