- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

This is not a joke or is it

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

hi penis ham telephone

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

5 Italian guys from Long Island

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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