- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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