Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Nice belt.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Anti Joke

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