- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

wanna here a good joke? me too.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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