- Anti Joke

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

How come grilled cheese?

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.