- Anti Joke

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Yanter, Look it up

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.