- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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