- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Are you a tree

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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