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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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