A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Chinese men having large penis.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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