A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Nuneaton..

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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