- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

ecks! why zee?

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Title IX

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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