A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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