Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Hail Hitler

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Two planes walk into an office building

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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