- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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