He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Jellybeans

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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