- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

I was once a hamster.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Sex vagina. lol.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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