- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What's white and gluey Glue

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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