- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

why are balck people black because they are

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Massie is a fatass

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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