- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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