- Anti Joke

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

alex is cool

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.