- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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