What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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