im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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A man did not like this site

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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