Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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