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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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