What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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