What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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How you know when dislextic

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Coldpaly is a good band

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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what happens every day? People die

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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