- Anti Joke

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Women's Rights

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

no really what are ur names?

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

So a seal walks into a club.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Women's Rights

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

no really what are ur names?

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Chris Bosh's neck

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

So a seal walks into a club.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....