- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Jewwy Jewstein

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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