- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

woman's rights

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Sex vagina. lol.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

He--Hey guys

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

knock knock There's no door

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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