- Anti Joke

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.