- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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