- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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