- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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