- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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