Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Knock, Knock ...

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

poopoo

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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