Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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