- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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