What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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