What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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