A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

what tall and looks like a jew?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Ben Corbishley

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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