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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

whos district champs not JM

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Womens basketball

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Basically copying you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Ready for something funny? nothing

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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