do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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derp

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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did you stub your toe?

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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