What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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