- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??