A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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DEATH.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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I agree

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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