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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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