- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

My name is me I like fired chicken!

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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