- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

What comes after 23? 24.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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