- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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