- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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