Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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