This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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What does? 42

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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- Helen Keller

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Robin, Get in the Car

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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