- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

I was once a hamster.

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