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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Michel Moor on a die...

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

A women left the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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