"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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