- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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