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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

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