- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

I have an erection My mom!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

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