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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

Women's rights

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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