- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Call of Duty is a good game.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Who is John Galt?

woman's lacrosse

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

A dog was barking at a tree

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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