- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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