Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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