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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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