- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Tim and Eric

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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