- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

wanna here a joke? you.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

no pun intended

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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