- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

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