Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Gay republicans

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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A seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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