- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

ded on boomer and aodddan

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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