Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

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