- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abortion.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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