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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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