Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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9/11

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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