roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Where's my tractor?

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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