- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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