- Anti Joke

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!