- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

I'm hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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