Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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