- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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