A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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