- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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